Pam Bondi's three words that will send chills down Tesla prostesters spines

Washington D.C.: US Attorney General Pam Bondi sent a thinly-veiled warning to Tesla Takedown and anti-Elon Musk protesters with just three words: "Thank you Elon." Those words signalled the start of the wagons circling around the embattled billionaire even as the AG highlighted his role in exposing fraud, waste, and abuse through the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) initiative.

Protesters have declared March 29 Tesla Takedown day and law enforcement is bracing for a slew of protests, many of which have already resulted in serious damage to property and prompted the federal government to label the violent protesters as "domestic terrorists".  

"A lot of waste and abuse, but there is a tremendous amount of fraud," she stated. "Elon, thank you for your partnership. Your team has uncovered so much fraud in our government."

She announced that an internal task force is actively pursuing fraud cases across federal agencies. "We will prosecute you," Bondi warned. "If you've committed fraud, we're coming after you."

Additionally, under Trump’s direction, the Justice Department will seek the death penalty for violent criminals. "All of these violent criminals will face the death penalty federally," she declared. "Drug dealers need to get out, because we are coming after you. Every case will be prosecuted to the fullest extent."

Musk's team also revealed startling alleged fraud within the Small Business Administration (SBA), uncovering $330 million in fraudulent loans, including one issued to a  nine−month−old baby.

"The youngest was a nine−month−old who got a $100,000 loan," Musk quipped. "That’s a very precocious baby."

Trump praised Musk and the Cabinet for exposing fraud, calling the findings "incredible". "Many fraudulent contracts were caught thanks to Elon’s work," he said. "The level of fraud, not just waste, has been staggering."